Funky Ass Lil' Platter Plastic 1" Noise EP   This is what Chris Dodge had to say about this 'release':
 
    "It's a joke release although it actually exists.  They are 1" plastic toy records that I bought at a crafts store.  There is no music on them and they are impossible to play.  In case someone found a way to play them, I figured a way out by calling it our "noise e.p.".  I made miniature covers,
inserts, and microscopic labels for them.  I planned on making 50 but the work was too tedious and I got sick of it & stopped after 14.  They were given to our friends and added to our discography just to drive people nuts."